WTF?!?

Fergie looked like an extra from "Tron" in her futuristic skeletor-inspired jumpsuit while performing at the the Black Eyed Peas' "The E.N.D." concert in Philadelphia. More like the end of fashion!

So you either love her or hate her. Personally, we love Lady Gaga's giant rose headdress ... it's the multi-patterned lace from head to toe that makes us a little dizzy, and a little itchy too. At least it was for a good cause -- the pop star was attending the M.A.C. Viva Glam launch in London to raise funds for AIDS research.

Usually a trendsetter in her own right, burlesque star Dita Von Teese looked like a faded carbon copy of Gaga while at the Just Cavalli Cointreaupolitan cocktail party in Milan. Her lace ensemble also reminds us of Britney Spears' horrific Grammys getup.

The bat-out-of-hell Alexandre Vauthier Spring 2010 couture jumpsuit Rihanna rocked at the Echo Awards in Berlin was actually kind of cool. It's the bowl haircut that's killing us.

Oh, Kelly, you were the star of New York Fashion Week, and now you commit this 'old lady lavender' crime against your own tresses! Is it a transition color? Please say it is.

Lindsay Lohan somehow managed to wrangle an invite to the Roberto Cavalli party in Milan, and she turns up like this? A ratty (hopefully) faux fur vest and sequined fisherman pants that look like they came from the back of grandma's closet won't cut it in Italy, LiLo.

"The Bachelor's" Jake Pavelka showed off his inner dork in an unflattering baby blue turtleneck while out at Koi in LA with his brand new fiancee Vienna Girardi. See that look on her face, Jake? She's like, "Yep, I'm stuck with him."

Kara, we know Ellen's getting all the attention on "Idol" these days, but wearing a wonky Vera Wang gown to Wang's own store launch isn't going to win you any more fans! Neapolitan ice cream anyone?

Let's hope that "Up in the Air's" Anna Kendrick opts for something a little more flattering than this frumpy Z Spoke by Zac Posen number to Sunday's Oscars.

Michelle Williams, you stole that ghastly gold sequined jacket from Beyonce's mom, didn't you?

Spice Girl Emma Bunton looked like a kid playing dress-up in her overwhelming print frock at the Children's Champions 2010 Awards in London.

"The Real Housewives of New York City" star Kelly Bensimon looks great ... until you get to the three inches of fishnet between her dress and her opaque tights. Those three inches lost you the prize, honey.

10 Bad trends in ultimii ani

La fiecare inceput de an simtim nevoia sa criticam cumva perioada peste care am trecut. Poate ca facem asta pentru a crea un antecedent pentru greselile viitoare. Sau poate pur si simplu e foarte amuzant sa vedem pana unde poate merge obsesia noastra cu moda. Prin urmare astazi va vom prezenta cateva trend-uri din ultimii ani ce ar merita sa fie catalogate drept ‘crime impotriva modei’.

1. Pantalonii 'de harem'

Sunt largi, inutili si din spate arata mai rau decat arata din fata. Fanii acestui trend sustin ca sunt foarte comozi si probabil ca asa si este; insa nu trebuie sa uitam ca arata ca si cum ar ascunde un pampers. Pantaloni tip Aladin au fost adusi pe catwalk anul trecut de brand-uri precum Alexander McQueen si Chloe iar unele vedete americane au reusit sa ii poarte cu un success relativ. Conditia de baza pentru a arata cat de cat bine in ei e sa fii slaba si ai un corp bine tonifiat. Insa si persoanele cu un astfel de corp risca sa para mai mari decat sunt in realitate. Exista si o parte buna a acestei mode. Cu ocazia pantalonilor de harem e prima data in multi ani cand am vazut top-modele cu solduri (mai exact, top-modele ce par sa aiba solduri).

Daca ne uitam cu atentie la acesti pantaloni ne dam seama ca nu sunt decat o versiune actualizata a pantalonilor facuti faimosi de MC Hammer. Va mai amintiti de ei? Foarte populari la vremea lor, acesti pantaloni au devenit, nu la foarte mult timp dupa, subiect de ras. Atat femeile cat si barbatii ar trebui sa se se fereasca sa poarte acesti pantaloni, macar in spatiul public.

2. Jeansii cu talie foarte, foarte joasa

Pantalonii cu talie joasa reprezinta o piesa vestimentara ce si-a gasit drumul cam in fiecare garderoba si pe buna dreptate. Insa nu ma refer aici la acest tip de pantaloni ci la o versiune exagerata in care slitul aproape ca dispare si care nu pot fi purtati decat dupa un epilat inghinal total. Insa ‘puterea’ jeansilor cu talie exagerat de joasa se vede cel mai bine atunci cand posesoarea lor se aseaza expunandu-si lenjeria intima. Sa ii multumim impreuna cantaretei Britney Spears pentru faptul ca a convins o lume intreaga ca nu e asa de rau sa iti expui bikinii in public, in timp ce ii porti, indiferent ca esti slaba cat un bat sau ai cateva (sau mai multe) kilograme in plus.3. Pantalonii 'skinny' purtati de barbati

Daca pantalonii foarte stramti si cu talie joasa arata bine pe femeile slabe, nu putem spune acelasi lucru si in cazul barbatilor. Daca sunt slabi atunci acest tip de pantaloni ii face sa para niste schelete ambulante, iar daca sunt plinuti atunci arata ca un mar caramelizat infipt pe un bat. In plus, talia joasa a acestor pantaloni promite sa ne dezvaluie fie perechea de boxeri a posesorului fie o imagine directa asupra unei zone pe care cu siguranta nu dorim sa o vedem.

4. Papucii Crocs

Nu reusesc sa imi imaginez o idee mai stupida decat un papuc facut dintr-o bucata de cauciuc, gaurit ici-colo si purtat pe strada. Si totusi nebunia Crocs continua sa ia amploare. E posibil ca multa lume sa nu fie de acord cu mine insa sunt sigura ca exista si multe femei care nu pot sa treaca cu vederea hidosenia acestor papuci. Veti spune poate ca sunt foarte comozi si ca nu sunt incaltaminte de ocazie. Daca prin ocazie intelegeti orice iesire din casa atunci sunt de acord cu voi. Papucii Crocs ar trebui sa apara in public cel mult pe plaja vara. Cat despre comoditate, exista si papuci atat frumosi cat si comozi.

5. Dantura metalica de post de bling

Mai tineti minte dintii metalici ce apareau prin dantura bunicilor si a altor persoane de varsta lor? In cazul asta va amintiti probabil si efortul acestora de a-i ascunde pe motiv ca sunt inestetici. Se pare insa ca dantura metalica (purtata de fapt peste dinti) si strasurile fixate in dinti pot deveni accesorii, asta in cazul in care valoarea lor poate ajunge ba chiar depasi valoarea unui apartament cu doua camere. Rapperii se fac vinovati de promovarea acestui trend, care, din fericire, ramane izolat pe scena si in comunitatile afro-americane din S.U.A.

Moda a inceput cu un dinte din aur, apoi doi dinti din aur si dintr-o data intreaga dantura a fost invelita in aur. Poate ca dantura bling se potriveste unui personaj negativ precum Jaw din ‘James Bond: The Spy Who Loved Me’ insa nu are ce cauta la un om normal. Dantura bling primeste din partea noastra titlul de cel mai urat accesoriu si cel mai ingrozitor trend posibil.6. Cizmele si esarfele mari purtate pe timp de vara

Oricat de bine ar arata cu pantaloni scurti cizmele nu ar trebui purtate niciodata vara, chiar daca scrie Ugg pe ele. Acelasi lucru il putem spune si despre esarfele mari ‘artsy’. Cum poate cineva sa poarte cizme pufoase si straturi de material in jurul gatului la o temperatura de peste 30 de grade? Astfel de accesorii evidentiaza faptul ca unele femei ar face chiar orice de dragul modei.

7. Colantii purtati pe post de pantaloni

Colantii sunt utili in garderoba unei femei deoarece chiar pot influenta in bine un outfit. Asta presupune insa sa fie purtati cu ceva, cum ar fi o fusta, rochie, tunica, pulover etc. Femeile care ii poarta insa cu topuri stramte ce ajung doar pana in talie neacoperind fundul si soldurile merita sa le fie interzis dreptul de a-i avea, indiferent ca au dimensiuni de top-model sau nu.

8. Decolteurile adanci purtate de barbati

Chiar daca au pectorali de invidiat iar pieptul nu are nici un fir de par pe el, barbatii tot ar trebui sa se fereasca de decolteurile mari. Fie ca vorbim despre decolteurile rotunde sau de cele in ‘V’, atata timp cat se termina pe linia ce uneste sfarcurile (sau, doamne fereste, mai jos) nu au ce cauta pe un barbat. Daca vreti sa stiti pe cine puteti arunca vina pentru asta uitati-va peste tinutele lui Ed Westwick.

9. Sepci purtate altfel decat ar trebui

Sa va dau cateva exemple: sepci purtate intr-o parte, sepci mai mici purtate pe varful capului peste o bandana etc. Raperii sunt cei vinovati de popularizarea acestui trend iar adolescentii sunt singurii (sper) care mai cred ca arata ‘cool’ cu asa ceva pe cap.

10. Pantaloni brodati cu diferite cuvinte

Ati vazut cu siguranta pe strada fete imbracate fie in jeansi, fie in pantaloni sport pe care scrie cu litere mari si de obicei sclipitoare cuvinte precum ‘sexy’, ‘hottie’, ‘juicy’, ‘cute’, ‘love’ etc. Insa cuvintele in discutie nu sunt aruncate la intamplare, ci sunt asezate direct pe posterior. Sincer, daca partea respectiva a corpului intruneste calitatile necesare pentru a fi numita astfel, lumea va observa si fara eticheta pusa pe fund. Daca nu, atunci o eticheta nu va schimba adevarul ci doar il va pune in evidenta.

WTF?!?

"The City's" Olivia Palermo is way too young and fabulous to be wearing such a matronly sailor-inspired ensemble.
We certainly hope that Taylor Momsen's mom's shopping bag contains a pair of pants for her disastrously dressed daughter.
Is it just us, or does Kelly Rowland's hairpiece need a lil' adjusting?
Aubrey O'Day's makeup artist must be playing a trick on her, right?
From head to ankle, tennis ace Maria Sharapova is absolutely stunning. Why then must she and a number of other starlets ruin their looks by wearing such dreadful booties? Listen up, ladies! Ankle boots look like hooves, not shoes.
We're on the fence. Are Rumer Willis' coral Zac Posen frock and Fendi heels hot or not?
Did you see Heidi Montag's performance during the Miss Universe pageant? Yeah, neither did we. And from the look of things, we're glad we didn't.
With hair covering one eye, perhaps Shenae Grimes can't tell how ugly her outfit is.
Tia Mowry thinks she looks so fly in her fedora, patterned blouse, leggings, and metallic sandals. Well, she doesn't. Striking a pose in that ... mistake.
With summer coming to an end, don't you think it's time for Kate Gosselin's hairdon't to disappear? Perhaps her reality show should too.
In her latest rom-com, Sandra Bullock plays a dowdy crossword puzzle creator with no sense of style ... and we're sorry to say she wasn't in character when she walked the red carpet at the film's premiere.
Courtney Love's dress ain't half bad; her untied gladiator sandals and crazy coif, however, are both hot messes.
We're so tired of seeing Tori Spelling unsuccessfully attempting to rock flapper-inspired frocks. Enough already!

WTF?!?

"Model/actress" Angelyne has graced numerous billboards throughout Hollywood in her trademark pink outfits since the early '80s. Think it's time for her to hang things up?
You know how some sites banned Megan Fox for a day? We did something similar about six months ago when our obsession with Phoebe Price became unhealthy. Well, we couldn't wait any longer. She's baaaack! Deal with it.
To be honest, we've seen Courtney Love in a lot worse.
If Diane von Furstenberg knew that her employee Whitney Port walked around NYC in ghastly getups such as this, she never would have hired the star of "The City."
We get it, Rihanna -- you're edgy. But, get this: Your hairdon't, shades, and high-waisted acid-wash jeans look ridiculous.
We'll let Paris' cherry-adorned dress slide, but her cheesy plastic earrings and overly bronzed skin are unforgivable.
If we took a holiday, took some time to celebrate, just one day out of life, it would be, it would be so nice ... to forget that Madonna ever wore this naughty Kentucky Derby-inspired ensemble while vacationing in Portofino, Italy, with boy toy Jesus Luz.
Is it just us, or do Lindsay Lohan's hair extensions look kinda fake? And, you know she dropped big bucks on 'em. Waste of money, honey!
We'll never understand why former model/MTV host Alexa Chung is considered by many to be a fashionista. Just look at that dingy curtain!

It seems as though even Tyra realizes that her workout attire is a tad drab.

WTF!!!

We can't wait for the return of "The Rachel Zoe Project" on August 25 on Bravo! We also can't wait for her to discontinue these unflattering patterned muumuus!
Lady Gaga recently sported a faux flower-adorned dress along with a straw hat, white gloves, lavender shades, and matching boots while out and about in London. What part of her ensemble was scariest? We're leaning toward that unsightly chapeau.
Is it just us, or does Hayden Panettiere's sheer Caroline Seikaly "dress" look like it belongs on a figure skater? Whatever the case may be, the Oksana Baiulesque mess definitely wasn't the best choice for an appearance on Letterman's "Late Show."
Rihanna's butchered 'do ... hot or not?Speaking of fashion-challenged people from across the pond, Irish singer-songwriter Roisin Murphy wore this Dolce & Gabbana disaster to the annual Serpentine Gallery summer party.
Speaking of fashion-challenged people from across the pond, Irish singer-songwriter Roisin Murphy wore this Dolce & Gabbana disaster to the annual Serpentine Gallery summer party.
Another celeb that recently revealed too much ... Diddy's protege, Cassie, who dared to don this foul frock to his annual 4th of July fete.
From her hair to her sunglasses to her lips to her leggings to her heels, Kanye West's on-again/off-again gal pal, Amber Rose, certainly likes herself some neon!
Dear Rachel Bilson, a metallic blazer and matching harem shorts -- even when designed by the fabulous Philip Lim -- are never going to be your best bet.Speaking of fashion-challenged people from across the pond, Irish singer-songwriter Roisin Murphy wore this Dolce & Gabbana disaster to the annual Serpentine Gallery summer party.Lindsay Lohan's black boots ... made for walking, or made for ridicule?

Leighton Meester...SEX TAPE!!!!!

Gossip Girl cutie Leighton Meester will soon join the likes of Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, because there is a sex tape with her name on it being shopped around.Girls like Paris and Kim needed the tape to gain celebrity status, Leighton doesn't. So sad. Are you shocked by the news?

Vedeta GG,Leighton Meester se va alatura in curand vedetelor ca Paris Hilton sau Kim Kardashian deoarece exista o caseta cu ea in timpul unui act sexual.Se pare ca Leighton a fost filmata acum cativa ani.Fetele ca Paris si Kim aveau nevoie de casete pentru a isi cumpara celebritate,dar LEIGHTON nu.Sunteti si voi socati de stire???

WTF?

Not only is Michael Jackson's ensemble (satin mask included) scary, his studded Balmain jacket and leopard print pants are from the clothier's line ... for ladies.

Nu doar ca outfitul lui MJ este incredibil de fioros(incluzand masca din satin),dar acel blazer Balmain si pantalonii cu leopard print sunt din linia pentru...doamne.
Tila Tequila ... the epitome of elegance!
Tila Tequila-Sumarul eleganteI!
Kirsten Dunst took a risk by sporting this edgy Rodarte frock, along with a messy 'do and grey patent leather heels to the CFDA Fashion Awards. But, judging by the look on her face, we're guessing she finally realized her look was lousy.

Kirsten Dunts a riscat atunci cand si-a asortat aseasta mulata rochie Rodarte cu niste heels gry din piele la CFDA Fashion Awards.Dar,judecand dupa privirile pe care le arunca,cred ca si-a dat seama in final ca lookul sau era extralame.
Is it just us, or is Carnie Wilson's cheetah print muumuu far from ferocious?
Mi se pare mie sau muumuu-ul lui Carnie Wilson ne sperie ingrozitor?
Serena's Ralph Lauren sequined harem pants ... hot or not?
Pantalonii harem Ralph Lauren,ai Serenei ma duc cu gandul la Mama Sidonia...este hot or not?
Is that Courtney Love or Beetlejuice?
Aia este Courtney Love sau Beetlejuice?
Love Shanna Moakler hate her recent flapper-inspired fashion faux pas.

Personal o iubesc pe Shanna Moakler dar urasc ca in ultimul timp se tot inspira din moda franceza si nu este de bine.
Shawn Johnson may have a gold medal and a "Dancing With the Stars" trophy, but we think it's safe to assume she'll never win a fashion prize based on the dowdy strapless dress she donned at the CMT Awards.

Shawn Johnson Probabil are o medalie de aur la "Dancing with the Stars",dar credeam ca este in regula sa spunem ca niciodata nu va castiga un premiu pentru fashion bazandu-ne pe rochita strapless pe care a purtat-o la CMT Awards.
Hopefully Kelis' kid won't inherit his or her mom's affinity for tacky hair dye and insane accessories
Sper ca pruncul lui Kelis nu va mosteni pasiunea mamei pentru parul ravasit si accesoriile total nepotrivite.
Katy Perry's penchant for rocking loud leggings has finally gone too far.
Inclinatia lui Katy Perry pentru acesti colanti a umplut in final paharul.